🧟 When I say these are essential, I mean it... and I've been dead long enough to know!" - Fred  

**Why This Is Your Ultimate Water Solution:**  
✔️ **ULTRALIGHT CHAMPION:** Just 2 ounces! (So light, even a zombie could carry it)  
✔️ **DUAL PACK VALUE:** Blue & Green filters for you and your survival buddy  
✔️ **SERIOUS FILTRATION:** 0.1 micron absolute filtration (That's science for "really clean water!")  
✔️ **TRUSTED BY SURVIVORS:** Removes 99.99999% of bacteria (including those nasty salmonella and cholera bugs)  
✔️ **BONUS PROTECTION:** Blocks protozoa, microplastics, and other water nasties  

**Perfect For:**  
✅ Emergency Go-Bags  
✅ Camping & Hiking Adventures  
✅ Bug-Out Kits  

**Why Fred Loves It:**  
Fred knows that hydration is key to survival (and staying undead). This Sawyer MINI Water Filter 2-Pack is compact, reliable, and fits perfectly in any survival kit. Whether you're prepping for emergencies or heading out on an adventure, these filters have got your back.  

**Pro Tip:** Pair these filters with Fred's Emergency Food Stash for a complete survival setup.